Microsoft covers up slashed XP THE SPINNERS at Microsoft have been having a trying time thinking what they are going to call the new cut price anorexic version of Windows XP they are peddling in Thailand.
Alvin! Theodore! Take cover! In the recent eco-disaster film "The Day After Tomorrow," as a new ice age rapidly envelops the United States, roughly half the population scurries in panic to warmer climes in Mexico.