imagine that you are standing in front of the mirror early in the morning in the bathroom...

God himself
*proudly admiring the reflection in the mirror*

uh *watch closely, because you see bad*
AAAAAAAAAAAA!!! 72 hours of torture!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*a second faint without chakra*

Yamanaka Ino?!

*do not hold meter to mirror*

wow! Pumpkin!!! good pumpkin, play with me, I'm a good boy/girl/dog!

conable..... *clutching his head and understand that it is necessary to drink less herbal tea...*

wow, what fish Ah *drool*

*you have no mirrors*

Oh, Jasin-sama *starts to worship the mirror*